instant slash...

Catch the future at widdershins__

Sorry to disappoint, but I didn't entirely die off ;)

when i come around
lotrips
monaboyd
pg-13
i'm a terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad liar. enough said.
just a little thing to get me back into the groove. concrit=yay!

( there are a lot of ways that should be avoided.Collapse )

because v_greyson made me...

1. Tell me one thing you love about me.

2. Tell me two things you love about yourself.

3. Look through the comments...when you see someone you know, tell them three things you love about them.

4. Do this in your journal so I can tell you what I love about YOU - and if you've already done it, tell me so, so that I can go back and give you some love.

I'm such a loser.

I'll get off my ass one day.

Today is just not that day, I guess.

We'll see.

This is getting borderline ridiculous.

Why can't real life take a break so I can continue on uninterrupted in my fandomy little world? Would that just be too much to ask for?

Apparently so. I haven't written much more lately. Which should come as no surprise. I'm also a month behind in my betaing. ><

On the plus side, I have managed to draw a nice picture of Dom with my tablet.

On the minus side, my laptop is now so fried that it makes getting on the Internet to post it quite impossible. We'll see...

However, one thing I'd like to mention is that the most wonderful of wonderfuls, puddle_took made me the most adorable giftart ever.

Dom and Billy

I have these amazing friends that I really don't deserve. It's funny, that way. :D

Man.

I'm so rezzed from the dead. Really, quite ridiculous. and in celebration, i shall now display my incongruent capitalization skills. whee.

Anyway, in more celebratory-type-things, I suppose I should post something, yeah? I just feel obligated. So that would make this an obligatory-celebratory post. Excellent.

in the bentley
good omens
pg
crowley, aziraphale and the bentley belong to the wonderful and extraordinary mssrs. gaiman and pratchett. without them, i’d be a lot saner today.
many thanks to my lovelyish friend elvishwhore for the wee!beta. because, really, what would i do without you to correct my crowleyisms?

( 'No one was hurt,' he mumbled, silently cursing the offending geriatrics.Collapse )


And another fic from a pretty obscure movie with no actual fandom that I'm aware of...


arachnid
highway
r
slash! yey
pilot, jack and cassie are not mine, nor are jack gyllenhaal, jared leto and selma blair. and really, the plot's not mine, either. i just twisted it a little. because all that wonderful subtext should have culminated in something.
no beta, so all mistakes are mine, darlings. and i know pilot's face paint was washed off at that point. *wields artistic license*

( part one: he feels like mercuryCollapse )

( part two: dominoes and dieselCollapse )

( part three: a turning pointCollapse )

I might post three songs later. Then again, I might not. We'll see. :)

K	Kind
R	Rounded
I	Intense
S	Silky
T	Tasty
E	Earthy
N	Neat

Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

Aw. That's sort of cute. And I most definitely am rounded. *pokes stomach*

Your Vampire Life (female) by EvilKirin
Your Username
How Many Years From Now You Will Be Turned...	6
You Will Be Turned By...	A City Prince
Your Signature Power Will Be...	Change Form (gas cloud)
Your Vampiric Lifemate Will Be...
You Will Lure Them Into It By...	Turning To Save Their Life
How Many Years You Will Live For...	1,200
You Will Finally Be Killed By...
Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen!

Bwaha. I win.

I was going to post something useful, but I think I forgot what it was. Oh well.

okay. i'm really posting something this time. honest. and i meant to write this for so long, but then i plain forgot about it until someone pointed it out to me. oops.

sliver part ii
lotrips
pg-13
non-slashers will likely not approve. tough.
in the unlikely event that such a thing ever occured, i highly doubt there was much mouth-to-mouth involved. unless elijah tried to drown himself in the punch bowl, or something.
a continuation of the 'prom dress' challenge with v_greyson
part one here

( it’s Elijah who’s the real alienCollapse )



on a completely unrelated note, i just got back from spiderman2. i think i have a new fetish obsession. or something. it was just so good. and has nothing to do with the fact that tobey maguire is the ridiculously geekishly talented and good-looking god of sex. nope.
(and i completely didn't notice how he was so ridiculously geekishly talented and good-looking in the first spiderman, or in seabiscuit, or in the ice storm.)

...

why meeee? *woe* *mope* *goes to find hot pictures*

Hey, icons. Not great by any stretch of the imagination, but they're passable. If you decide to use one, then credit to aliasverve would be much appreciated ;) Sometimes I get a little carried away with one particular icon and have to make ten versions of it... just a warning. If you desire blanks, let me know. I have blanks for all of them. Or at least, I should...


le samples~

1. 2. 3.


( and ye shalle recieveCollapse )

ETA: I think I've figured out why they won't show up. Unfortunately, won't have time to fix until Thursday. XD

Nicked from elvish_whore. Will post something fic-like a bit later, possibly. You already know I'm a lazy arse.

01. Who are you?
02. Are you trying to kill me? Why? What the hell did I ever do to you?
03. If you're not trying to kill me, can you lend me $500?
04. What planet are you from, anyway?
05. How much do you weigh on that planet?
06. Describe me in one word. Preferably a smell.
07. Do you want to lick my toes?
08. If I gave you a dollar, would you clean my house?
09. What would you wear while cleaning my house, you naughty girl/boy?
10. What have you done to deserve a spanking?
11. How long have you been reading my LJ?
12. If you've never commented in my LJ, why not?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't because you could be arrested?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?